Random Thingies

Sometimes I just have to do a brain dump. Do with it what you will.

– I wonder if anyone successfully wrote and published an inspirational/self-help book purely by copying the fortunes from the cookies from Chinese restaurants. In that same vein, has anybody successfully learned Chinese from those fortunes?

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What is wrong with this picture?

– My next piece of clothing needs to be a custom T-Shirt saying, “Mom: Knowing Where All the Shit in the House is Since 2005”.

Combining Kraft and Taco Bell may be a viable option as far as chemical warfare is concerned.
Combining Kraft and Taco Bell may be a viable option as far as chemical warfare is concerned.

– The Boffin always starts the day with at least one fun fact. Today’s was, “I work with bacteria farts. Natural gas is bacteria farts, you know.”

Imagine this coming at you in the middle of the night.
Imagine this coming at you in the middle of the night.

– I just found out today is National Donut Day. Does this mean I can declare July 10th National Naked Clog Dancing Day? What is the process of declaring a National Day? Is there an application you have to submit to some gnomes in the White House basement? Are they nice, or are they bitter government gnomes who should have retired years ago? What’s the backlog? I’m confused.

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Taken in London’s Chinatown, I am still trying to figure out if Tony Blair was the customer or the source of the strife .

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