The Boffin was showing me catalogs one-by-one, so I could give the approval whether to keep or recycle. He showed me the latest book of adult education class offerings from one of the local school districts. This was the organization with the knitting class that went pear-shaped that I mentioned in my How Do You Make Close Friends? post. Of course, I reacted with my usual level of decorum.
The Boffin, with a look of puzzlement on his face, looks at his crotch and retorted:
“But I’ll get paper cuts.”