Congratulations to the Queen

By Photo Credit: NASA/Bill Ingalls [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
By Photo Credit: NASA/Bill Ingalls [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Today is the day that Queen Elizabeth II has become Great Britain’s longest reigning monarch.

So, Your Majesty, congratulations for not abdicating; not being found mentally incompetent; not being deposed, beheaded, and killed in battle; not falling from a horse; not contracting food poisoning; not being euthanized; not being shot by an arrow during a hunting trip; not ending up murdered in the Tower of London; not having an aortic dissection on the loo; and not having a hot poker shoved up your bum.

And most of all, congratulations on showing the restraint of using your powers to not having your husband executed.

You done good.

23 thoughts on “Congratulations to the Queen

      1. They have shows about this on Bravo (a cable channel), where they have “Royal Watchers” comment about these things, and they all say people want the queen to keep on, soley because of Charles.

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  1. Actually Charles has become quite popular with young people these days. His tree-hugging, eco-policies, The Prince’s Trust – which helps young ex-heroin addicts turn their lives around and his Duchy organic products. It may be a short reign though.

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