One thing I haven’t gotten around to doing is writing a book, but I started playing around with titles. Of course, when I start talking about these sorts of things, The Boffin has to get in on the act. Here are the products of our brilliance.
1001 Scenic Places to Scratch Your Nads
Great Moments in Extreme Sheep Shearing
How to Get the Shit Kicked Out of You at a Craft Fair
Setting Fire to Stuff for Fun and Profit
Toilets The Boffin Has Clogged: A Coffee Table Book
Faces on Which I Want to Rub My Bunghole by Lola
The Papua New Guinea Aborigine’s Guide to Philadelphia
Just Throw Some Fucking Sprinkles on It: A Realistic Guide to Cake Decorating
Scary Relatives in Their Underwear
Recipes to Make You Vomit
Bonus points if you can guess which one of us came up with which title.