ADHD: It’s Not Just for Boys

In the mental health front, a few weeks ago, I got to play with blocks and rings, an experience I haven’t had since The Sprog was a toddler, and, at the end of that, I had a guy with a bunch of letters at the end of his name tell me I have ADHD.

I know that is a flippant way of presenting this particular bit of information, but I am still wrapping my head around what it means, considering I am now reframing my life up to this point.  The methodology behind my neuropsychological exam was sound, and the psychologist did explain how he came to his conclusion quite thoroughly.  It makes sense.  In summary, the psychologist told me that I used my intelligence to compensate for the fact that I have the attention span of something my cat coughs up.  Although, I am pretty sure he didn’t use that particular phrasing. Maybe he did.  I don’t know.  I have ADHD.  Plausible deniability.

Seriously, lots of people picture ADHD as something belonging to hyperactive boys.  In fact, the diagnosis criteria was based upon clinical evaluation of hyperactive boys, and girls were, and still are oftentimes, lost in the shuffle.  Because, ADHD presents itself differently in girls.  They are more likely to exhibit the inattentive part of the ADHD, and it shows up as being forgetful, disorganized, messy, and introverted. She may also have a propensity to daydream a lot and may take longer to do tasks than other children do.  The hyperactive part presents as talkative and a tendency to interrupt.  And I am only scratching the surface, as far as behavior goes.  So, unless a girl is presenting symptoms closer to what the classic ADHD criteria states, or she is fortunate enough to be around experienced professionals who work with girls with ADHD, she can easily fall through the cracks.

What is also important to note is the effect this can have if girls are undiagnosed and not treated.  Girls with ADHD are at more risk of developing depression, anxiety, and eating disorders than those without.  They are also more prone to self-injury and addiction.  A huge part of it is the self-flagellation that comes with the ADHD territory.  Why can’t I remember things?  What’s wrong with me?  Why did I just say that?  How can everyone else do these simple things, but I can’t?  And if other people are giving them flak on top of it, they are in that cycle of worthlessness that just drives them into the ground like an augur into soil.

I can give an example.  Now I’m 42 and graduated from high school in 1991.  It was about that point that ADHD was started to be diagnosed more because of more parental and clinical awareness and that was in boys, so my parents, teachers, and other people who were close to me would have had no idea what to look for.  And I mastered the art of getting A’s while doing homework for my other classes and taking notes during my lectures.  If I had to put extra work for the tough subjects like calculus, I did, but I would pressure myself to the point of tears and panic.  Not understanding something meant I was dumb because it just reinforced those shortfalls in those other functions in my brain.  I know this now, but when I was a teenager, I couldn’t ask for help because I just expected people to say, “But you are smart.  You should be able to figure this out,” like they did with the other things that were easy for them.

I have read that having ADHD is like being a speeding car careening down a hill or being in a Porsche with no headlights. I can relate to the car analogy, but it is not quite that simple.

Imagine my brain is a Mini John Cooper Works Hardtop 2-Door.

Sweet.  “00-Mini-John-Cooper-Works-2011” by Elmschrat – Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Commons

And you are thinking, “Well, it’s just a Mini.” Actually, it’s a Mini (2016 model) that can go from naught to 60 in 6.1 seconds on manual and has 228 bhp under its bonnet. It’s a Mini that lots of people underestimate and is pretty badass.

However, several things can happen when I drive my Mini.

  1.  Everything works.  I’m motoring on the Nürburgring and putting in impressive lap times.  People are saying, “Hey, look at Karen go,” and are asking me to go on tour.  I am panicking because I know I can’t drive like this consistently because…
  2. Sometimes, I think everything works, but I am using my Mini’s onboard, integrated navigation system.  I have complete trust in this GPS, but it is sinister.  It takes me onto a set of railroad tracks in front of an oncoming train, and I wonder how I got there when I just wanted to go the Loop.
  3. And then there are the times when I see where I am going, but the steering has cut out.  Plenty of times, I can use the brakes or the hand brake.  I can get the car into neutral or park, or I can do other things to keep me from falling off the cliff.  Once in a blue moon, I fail.
  4. It feels like I am in the middle of Nebraska on the highway for hundreds of miles with nowhere to turn off, and nothing interesting to do.  That’s when the car just drifts into Magic Happy Bunny Land where I can frolic with my furry friends.
  5. Other times, we are getting into inclement weather.  Blizzard conditions.  It’s nighttime.  The wipers are jacked up on high.  The radio is on blast, and I can’t turn it off.  Minimal visibility.  The car is sliding and slipping everywhere.  The only thing I can do is try not to close my eyes, hang on tight, and hope for the best.
  6. Of course, certain moments, days, whatever, I have no other choice but to park the car.  Out of gas.

But notice I haven’t totaled the car.

Because I have to say, as much as I have been negative this post, there is an upside to being a creative weirdo.  If that is what ADHD gives me, I’ll take it.

So where do I go from here?  I am readapting my lifestyle and looking into treatment options, including medication.  The same thing anyone else does when they get a diagnosis, and that is to find a way to manage it when you know there is no cure.

But I am learning to enjoy the drive while I do it.

24 thoughts on “ADHD: It’s Not Just for Boys

  1. I’m probably way out of line, and if so, I apologize. But have you ever looked into really slow, slow chantng of mantras? NOT as a religious thing, but just a daily practice/discipline. It’s meant to stabilize brain-waves. I was around lots of Buddhist chanting in the past, and knew so many people – actually Italians, Catholic by definition – who had been “cured” of psychological disorders, despite mainstream medical opinion to the contrary…

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    1. Thank you, Bea, but I am chortling, not because of your suggestion, but because I have tried. Believe me, meditation, chanting, etc. I’ve tried. But then I ended up thinking about things like, “Oh, back when kings and queens were supposed to cure people of scrofula just by touching people. I would have loved it if there were complaint boxes when it didn’t work.”

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      1. I’m relieved you didn’t take my suggestion badly, but sorry it didn’t do anything for you in the past. Sure, different things work for different people, but I did see a ….statistically relevant number of people very slow chanting did work for. Your post struck a chord, as well as your openness about your condition: I found you car analogy a great way to try to explain it, hadn’t quite grasped before what the disorder is all about. Relevant info that little girls have different behaviours. In any case, I trust you’ll find what does work for you in due time…

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  2. Is “welcome to the club” an appropriate response to this post?

    When my son was diagnosed with ADHD, I did a lot of reading on the subject and realized that I too, am ADHD. Like you, I’m really smart; unlike you I did poorly in high school (I graduated in ’74). C’est la vie.

    I do not get treated (although my son does).

    The reason? Mostly, it works for me, and I think that drug treatment wouldn’t improve my life. Sure there are things that I might be able to finally grasp, but who gives a shit now about calculus? Certainly not me.

    Most of the jobs I’ve had over my career have been one that need a person like me.

    I describe my mind like a superball — it bounces all over the place, and while I can predict, I certainly can’t be sure where it will go.

    So my jobs have always been ones that need a multi-taker. On my resume, I actually list “juggler” because I can keep 6-10 projects in the air simultaneously and somehow get them all done (although it gets a little stressful towards the deadlines). Those times when I’ve had one chore to do make me nuts.

    So think about what you do, what aspects of ADHD cause problems in your life, and what make your life fulfilling. Because folks have been working around ADHD for one or two years.

    Oh, and I used to have a Mini. I loved it. Still miss it:

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    1. There’s a club? Do you serve drinks too? 🙂

      I told The Boffin the reason I chose him to be the father of my child is because he still uses calculus, so he can be the one to help with math homework.

      That is really useful advice, Elyse. I appreciate anything from someone in the trenches too. I am sorting things out bit by bit, and I have to say it is easier knowing what kind of animal I am wrestling now.

      Loved your Mini post. I foresee a Mini in my future too. I will talk to it, and I don’t even have a dog.

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      1. There is a club for virtually anything, it seems!

        My husband is good at math, too. But our son, who was adopted is hopeless. I’ve always loved that scene in Peggy Sue Got Married:

        You will figure it out. It is not a death sentence. And if you’re like me, you’ll get out of a whole lot of the crap in life — like filing and finances. (I was actually trained as a secretary. My former bosses are still looking for stuff I filed.)

        Get the Mini. It was wonderful.

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  3. Those symptoms sound so familiar, for both myself, and a lot of girls I knew in school. It makes me wonder if this is a very common condition among women / girls, and we don’t realize it?

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  4. Interesting, hope you find some good ways to manage it. I’ve sometimes wondered if I have ADHD because I have a very short attention span and…ooh look a squirrel! Sorry, couldn’t resist. No I do have a short attention span, like I have trouble following movies sometimes if it’s anything more complicated than a rom com! I’ll be really annoying all the time saying “Who’s that guy?” and it’ll be like the main guy or something. And yet I have a Master’s Degree, so I must be reasonably intelligent. Also I’m very fidgety, I can’t sit still for long, is that a sign? Not sure I have any other symptoms though, so maybe I’m just a fidgety gal with a short attention span.

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    1. Although I’m not diagnosed, I’d bet large sums of money that I have it. And I can’t follow a movie either. And I can watch or read a mystery repeatedly and never remember who done it! Perhaps I am not as smart as I thought!

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